Welcome to my own little piece of... well something. It's not that it's a bad idea exactly, it's just that it's not a great idea. I'm notoriously terrible about blogging, but whenever I do get around to it, I seem to generate a high amount of amusement. Either way, the current blog I have going is about my life, and this one is about WoW. This is pretty much the only seperation that the two really have because I usually play just like I live: tired, drunk, high, and pissed. On the other hand, I seem to be much better at WoW, go figure. Anyways, moving on.
I've been playing since launch, so I generally have a pretty decent idea about how to play the game, and all of the classes. I'm one of those people who would be called a casual WoW player, if not for the fact that I play all the time. By that I mean that I'm not a raider, a farmer, or a hardcore PvPer, although the last of those is the closest it really gets. I've never managed to stay in a guild for any really long length of time because I can't handle the childishness of it. If I wanted to deal with kids all the time I'd start a day care, or knock up some whore. Either way, guilds usually piss me off pretty quick. The only person I know who hates irritating guilds more than me is my best friend who also plays, and, coincidentally, is an even bigger asshole. The two of us tend to stick together, hence the lack of a strong guild backing us. No matter what, the only faction I play is Horde; too many kiddies, and primadonnas play Alliance, although Horde has it's share. Also, all the Alliance races look retarded. As for tradeskills, the only one I ever manage to get maxed easily seems to be skinning. Anything else takes too much work farming, which I hate to do, so I don't.
At one point or another I've played every class. I even played a priest, albeit not for very long. Right now I'm back on Tichondrius, which is where I started back in the beginning, but took a hiatous from when the Q got too annoying, and then came back when PvP on Akama became completely useless around 2.4 or so. Right now I have a 70 BM Blood Elf Hunter, a 70 Enhance Tauren Shaman, a 66 Feral Tauren Druid, and a 66 Frost Tauren Deathknight. I also have a smattering of other toons ranging from 56 down to 8, but they don't really matter. Sadly, I've either deleted or sold at least another 3 max level (at the time) characters. I'm not even sure which of my four that I still play is even my main anymore. Lately, obviously, I've been playing the DK the most, but that's because I am trying to wait out the mass exodus to Northrend for a little bit. I plan on having the Druid and the DK both to 68-70 before I move all four of them to Northrend. If you noticed, most of my main four are Taurens, which is funny because I hate them. The Druid being Tauren is self-explanatory, but the Shaman and the DK are a little different. When I made the Shaman I didn't have a Tauren, so I figured what the hell and made one. As for the DK, Taurens look hugely fucking awesome in plate.
It's actually amazing that I still play this game. My account has been hacked, and not reimbursed by Blizzard; I've been married and subsequently divorced; I've been banned, suspended, and had an account outright shitcanned by Blizzard; but for some reason I keep coming back. I recently compared WoW to an ex-girlfriend: Once you quit you really shouldn't go back, but because it's easy to get enjoyment out of it with a minimum of work it seems like a good idea for awhile, until you get reminded why you quit in the first place. It's all a matter of which is greater, hatred or pleasure. By the way, did you kow you could get suspended for repeatedly reporting someone for being stupid? Or petitioning to have someone killed, both in game and in real life? Even asking a GM if they were being bitchy and not helping because they were pregnant, on the rag, or just too ugly to get laid will get you suspended. Oh, and sending someone private tells asking why he sucked so much and how he needs to kill himself in real life for being such a fag that he made a male Belf, and then following him around tagging his mobs and saying things to him and emoting like a drunken, retarded monkey (I was really drunk this time) named Slutbag after he ignores you will get you banned for a week or two. Yelling at customer support on the phone after they claimed you did this, but you were too drunk to remember until your friend assured you that you had not only done this, but several other things just as bad to several other people, all while yelling about the entire experience in vent to your friend will actually get your account deleted. FYI, it was totally worth it. One of my many suspensions actually almost inconvienieced me. I had just woken up and tried to sign in, only to learn that I had been suspended. I checked my email to see the length of time I was suspended this time, went outside to have a cigarette, came back in and logged on. My suspension ended 6 minutes after I first tried to log on. Most of the others I never even noticed until I checked my email.
No matter what I actually manage to post here for you people, know that I will never, ever give a crap what you think about me. However, I do hope at least a couple of people find it either amusing or helpful.
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